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rattlebread:

trillaryclinton:

loveniaimani:

blessedbeyoundmeasure15:

pimpkage:

chubby-jean:

camerapits:

saintimpala:

OH MY GOD

OH

MY GOD

wHAT

…I’m not touching that pizza…

Oh LAWD

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perfect gif usage

The real question is why is it still in there after she’s asleep
Like who sleeps with vegetables in their vaginas
Is this a new trendy thing

(Source: lolgifs.net, via princessrosalindiwanttopoophere)

cultcouture:

Butch queen today.

cultcouture:

Butch queen today.

(via tylerthelatteboy)

sorcery-inthetardis:

bblackbirdd:

I brought my little brother Spencer as my date and when I told him I was nominated for this [Hot & Funny] award, he told me that if under any circumstances I won, I had to say the following things.  

being related to a celebrity: YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT

OMG WHEN HE LOOKS AT THE CAMERA AT THE END I JUST

(via unofficialnasa)

evilfeminist:

 I’m a huge supporter of things which annoy misogynistic rich white men

(via whererandommeetspointless)

debatchery:

I was just trying to fit in.

(via unofficialnasa)

“I wish I was a lesbian. Dating women must be so convenient. No drama, no heartaches. Lesbians have it easy.”
— Straight women proverb

(Source: dykebunny, via afterellen)